My Spittin' Cat

This here's Stretch Coyote talkin' at ya.

Let me tell you about this here cat of mine I call Custer. He’s the darndest spittin’ cat you’ll ever see. When I come home after a long, hard day of lawn care, I just give Custer a few Apache war whoops and I’ll be an unsliced loaf of bread if that darned cat don’t rear up and spit clear across the room.

Now I figure if I could breed a whole genetic strain of spittin’ cats, I might really have somethin’ people could get in no catalog for sure, not even in those slick little public television catalogs that have pictures of sheep on T-shirts that no farm person would be caught dead in nohow.

~ Stretch Illustration by John Sherffius
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